Public Beach Photo Shoot

This is why you rent out the beach when trying to do a photo shoot.

Captain Pants

He knows what’s up.

Talkative

My friend never stops talking. It’s even worse that I can’t understand what he’s saying.

Welcome

Hello all, I’m so glad to finally be here teaching all of you my ways. In due time you too will realize the gift of life you can offer for the lesser, the responsibility it holds to care for your children. Your body is a sanctuary, care for those that rely on it’s shelter. Remember, if you would like to take leadership of your very own Paradise one day, all there is to be done is to eat raw meat.

~PF

Attention Hore

I am a moose. I’m very popular and usually the center of attention at parties. It’s because I’m popular, though, not because I’m different, i swear.